Joke Competition
Enter your joke in the comments
And the winner will be announced
On Friday the 3rd of August
No racist or rude jokes
To start you off here's a joke
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order
OR
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor
By Taylor and Trent
Welcome to our class blog. We are a year 8 class and our teacher is Mrs Lee.We live in Richmond, Nelson which is near the top of the South Island of New Zealand.We hope you enjoy reading about our learning activities. We would love to read your comments.
yo mama so ugly bob the bilder looked at her and said i "I CANT FIX THAT"
ReplyDeleteq. what did the famer say when he lost his tractor
ReplyDeletea.wheres my tractor
lawrence
that one was by ...
ReplyDelete♥amelia♥
xoxo:)
You're so fat when you walked down the beach all the whales started singing "we are family-even though you're bigger than me".
ReplyDeleteAdam
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
ReplyDeletejayden m
what starts with f and ends with uck
ReplyDeletefiretruck
what starts with p and ends with orn
popcorn
damian
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture
ReplyDeletejayden
Yo Mamas so fat we took a picture of her at christmas and its still printing :)
ReplyDeleteHAHA :)
Olivia ♥♥ xx
Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out
ReplyDeletejayden m
Yo Mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse
ReplyDeletejayden m
what do you call a dear with no eyes no idear
ReplyDeletewhat do you call a dear with no eyes or legs still no idear
what do clouds wear under there shorts thunderpants
Woops there should be the word window in there
ReplyDeleteQ what do you call a smart bloned
ReplyDeleteA a golden retrever
danielle
what did the all black say to
ReplyDeleteet come et come et
by Trent
yo mama's so short on her drivers lisence you can see her feet
ReplyDeletedamian
Q what do you do if a bloned throughs a pin at you
ReplyDeleteA run shes got a gernade in her mouth
danielle
Why did jimmy put a clock under his desk
ReplyDeleteHe wanted to work OVER TIME
Ryan
Yo Mammas so poor she can't even pay attention!!!
ReplyDeleteHolly <3
HAHA :):)
Deleteq how do you sink i submarine full of bloneds
ReplyDeleteA knock on the door
danielle
1 blondy saw an other blondy on the other side of a river she said how do u get to the other side the other blondy said you r on the other side
ReplyDeletedamian
Yo mamas so fat that she has to wear a watch on each arm cause she covers 2 time zones.
ReplyDeleteHolly <3
a blondy and a french man jumped off a cliff at the same time who hit the ground first
ReplyDeletethe french man because the blondey needed to ask for directions
damian
ya mamma so hariry when you were born you got carpet burn
ReplyDeleteyo mammas teeth are so yellow that every time she smiles all the cars slow down
ReplyDeleteHolly <3
teacher: why do i hear people talking
ReplyDeletestudent:coz you have ears
danielle
Yo mamma so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
ReplyDeleteHolly <3
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers won’t look at her
ReplyDeleteAlani
Deleteknock knock
ReplyDeletewhos there
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